1. People
What it usually means: Human beings that you usually see walking around all the time.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A doomed species completely ignorant of the infinite suffering it shall endure.
2. Earth
What it usually means: A planet, the only one in our solar system known to sustain life.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A mere toy.
3. Human tears
What it usually means: A watery saline fluid secreted by glands in the eye for cleaning, lubrication, and a response to emotion.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A refreshing beverage.
4. Souls
What it usually means: The concept of a person's being that is separate from the body.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: Prisoners in the Continuum of Pain.
5. The Continuum Of Pain
What it usually means: ????????????
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A state-of-the-art hellish prison for souls and generally a pretty chill place if you're into pain.
6. Darkness
What it usually means: The absence of light.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: Your special little happy place where the spirit of evil can rise up and choke out the light for all eternity.
7. Life
What it usually means: The opposite of death.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A hilarious joke. [scary evil laughter]
8. Death
What it usually means: The often sad, but inevitable, end of a life cycle.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: A game.
9. Minions Of Darkness
What it usually means: ?????????
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: Terrifying creatures that do your evil bidding that also serve as your BFFs.
10. Rats
What it usually means: A medium-sized rodent.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: Something that's just nice to have around in large quantities to really enhance the vibe you're going for.
11. Love
What it usually means: An emotional connection often demonstrated by caring and affection.
What it means when you're Dark Lord of the Universe: AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!
