3. Human tears
What it usually means: A watery saline fluid secreted by glands in the eye for cleaning, lubrication, and a response to emotion.
What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A refreshing beverage.
5. The Continuum Of Pain
What it usually means: ????????????
What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A state-of-the-art hellish prison for souls and generally a pretty chill place if you’re into pain.
9. Minions Of Darkness
What it usually means: ?????????
What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Terrifying creatures that do your evil bidding that also serve as your BFFs.
What it usually means: A medium-sized rodent.
What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Something that’s just nice to have around in large quantities to really enhance the vibe you’re going for.
- A New York senator is trying to force Trump to release his tax returns by 2020 with a bill dubbed the TRUMP Act 📂
- A judge has declared a mistrial in the case of a South Carolina officer who fatally shot Walter Scott, an unarmed black man, in 2015.
- At least 36 people died in Friday's fire at a warehouse party in Oakland. Prosecutors say murder charges are possible.
- Adult Swim's alt-right comedy show didn't last long. They canceled it after 1 season following fierce criticism ❌📺