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    TIL 50 Shades Of Grey Is A Disturbing Book...

    I haven't joined the hype, but after stumbling along an imgur post. I can't imagine how messed up/retarded this book must be. To all those with me on this. Here's a few gem excerpts I've come across on the nets.

    My very first impression of the book was this image. What the actual frick?

    wat?

    Well guys, that settles it, I'm off to write my fabulously horrible, best selling novel! Between Twilight and this, it doesn't seem so hard to swoon the sheeple of the world. Oh happy days! I have found the ultimate get rich quick scheme that actually seems to work. Give me a week with openoffice - I got this.