The Club Dancing Timeline - TNIG

I’ve always felt super awkward in the beginning of the night when me and my friends go out to bars and clubs. It’s pretty much impossible to dance just the slightest without being inebriated. This timeline is to convey the natural order of things.

1. 10:00 - JUST ARRIVED

2. 10:30 - THE AWKWARD BEER

3. 11:30 - MOAR DRINKING!

4. 12:00 - DONE BEING SOBER

5. 1:00 - HIPSTER MUSIC HOUR!

6. 3:00 - LOSS OF STEAM

7. 3:30 - 2ND WIND!

8. 4:00 AM - MUST… REPLENISH…

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