1. Before we start, let’s make sure your mind is in the right place.
*puts head in gutter*
2. Because this is not about Roy Rogers wishing you safe travels.
“It’s the way you ~ride~ the trail that counts,
Here’s a happy one for you.”
4. Maybe a definition will help.
Trust me, they meant “treasure.”
6. And let’s begin.
12. The thirst is REAL.
20. So, so thirsty.
29. Need. Water.
- President Trump laid out an ambitious agenda in his speech to Congress, but Republicans are still divided on how to pass that agenda.
- The FBI is investigating if bomb threats against Jewish centers came from an internet "troll" and are profiling a lone, young, tech-savvy person.
- Facebook is using artificial intelligence for suicide prevention, scanning feeds for signs of people at risk of self-harm, then offering resources for help.
- Uber's CEO said he's "seeking leadership help" after dash-cam footage was published of him aggressively arguing with a company driver 😳