1. A lightweight Evenflo "Otto" self-folding stroller that can be opened and closed with one hand, which is clutch because you'll most likely be holding the baby with the other! Drives well, travels well, and fits almost anywhere.
2. A six-pack of Munchkin jumbo microwave bottle sterilizer bags so you can thoroughly disinfect bottles or breastfeeding equipment by eliminating 99.9% of the most common bacteria and germs. Just add water and pop it in the microwave for as little as 90 seconds.
3. A Philips fast baby bottle warmer because babies want, nay demand, that their babas are above room temperature, and you know there will be hell to pay if they're not.
4. A clippable baby changing station and diaper clutch with enough room for several nappies and a pack of wipes to turn every clean (hopefully) flat surface into a changing table.
5. A Graco Pack and Play featuring a removable, full-size bassinet and a bar for soft mobile-like toys, so babies can nap and sleep comfortably anywhere when traveling. It's especially helpful if it's already used regularly at home because it creates a familiar environment for snoozing.
6. A pack of four leakproof, TSA-approved travel bottles for all of the lotions and potions that babies require without having to travel with all of those full-size bottles taking up extra space.
7. A simple and sort of splurgey (but totally worth it) Marimekko Iso Milla bag that will seemingly fit every little baby bauble you'll need easy and immediate access to on your trip.
8. A portable window blackout curtain shade so the fussiest of little sleepers can snooze in brand-new locales. Suction cups attach to the window, while velcro edges allow for some size customization. It's lights out for, well, light!
9. A four-pack of baby pacifier clips for all those times yet another binky needs to be washed and replaced when it falls on the floor. The pacifier is one item to which the "five-second rule" does not apply, especially if it falls in an airport or on a plane.
10. A two-pack of baby's first sunglasses made with flexible rubberized plastic material so the little hands can't break them with any twisting or bending. Plus, every baby looks cool wearing these!
11. An 18-pack of unscented dog poop bags with a dispenser because, now hear me out here, you're not going to be traveling with a Diaper Genie, but you're still going to have to deal with dirty, stinky diapers piling up.
12. A two-pack of spill-proof, dishwasher-safe Munchkin snack catchers for packing some munchies while keeping crumbs to a minimum on land, sea, or air.
13. A set of eight packing cubes that'll help first-time parent packers group all of the different types of items (clothes, food, toys, creams, etc.) they'll need to haul on their maiden voyage with child.
14. A lightweight (but powerful), wood-grained finish Douni sleep sound machine with 24 soothing sounds for keeping the little kids fast asleep at home and while traveling.
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This was the third (maybe fourth) white noise machine I purchased for my baby/toddler's room and it's still getting the job done after nearly a year. There's a lot of city traffic and a very busy intersection outside our apartment windows and the Douni masks all of it (except for the occasional blaring ambulance siren). The wood grain is a nice change of pace from all the other white, black, metallic gadgets populating our home. Super powerful sound too! We've also taken this one all of our trips and it's worked just as well there too and brought some much-needed consistency to sleepy time.
Get it from Amazon for $35.97.