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1.A set of three, stainless tomahawk throwing axes with a storage sheath to show dad that even when there's an ax to grind you can always agree to bury the hatchet, metaphorically speaking. Be careful though.
2.A Corkcicle whiskey wedge (includes one double Old Fashioned glass and one silicone ice form) so dads can take their time and enjoy sipping some whiskey on the rocks without watering down their drink.
3.A heavy-duty, water-resistant, waxed-canvas work apron that can pull double duty at the workbench, behind the grill, or in any situation that calls for a dad to fill up those tool pockets and get to work.
4.A Coleman portable camping chair with side pockets, adjustable arm-heights, a cup holder, and a four-can cooler, so dads can kick back and relax with a cold one (or more) and read all about submarines or World War II or submarines from World War II.
5.A slim leather wallet that'll encourage dads to give up on the super-thick billfolds they keep in their back pockets causing all manner of lumbar issues. Also has RFID-blocking for slightly paranoid fathers worried about identity theft.
6.A pair of super-comfortable, machine-washable Allbirds Tree Runners sneakers made with renewable materials (like eucalyptus tree fiber), because your dad's sneakers don't always have to look like dad sneakers.
7.A handheld, battery-operated milk frother for adding just the right about foam to dad's latte, cappuccino, macchiato or hot chocolate. Works with every type of milk as well as protein powders and matcha.
8.A water-proof LED camping lantern with four lighting modes and two hooks (one for hanging upside down) to let dad definitively know that he is the light of your family's lives and brightens each and every day.
9.A Levoit air purifier to let dads know that no matter the issue, you're always going to want to clear the air, especially if it's filled with smoke, dust, mold, pollen, or pet dander.
10.A three-month subscription to Atlas Coffee Club for java-loving dad's looking to explore single origin beans from around the world without actually having to leave the house.
11.A lightweight and compact hammock with tree straps and carabiners made from parachute nylon so dad can take an outdoor snooze anywhere he can find two trees and some much-need peace and quiet.
12.A rugged, water-repellent, wind-resistant Carhartt chore coat with blanket-lined construction and a corduroy collar, because your dad deserves to look good even when doing yard work. Matching hood sold separately.
13.An affordable, lightweight drone that can be controlled with the joystick, via smartphone, and even through voice commands. Dads can record video in 720p while executing 360-degree flips and rolls and finally scoping out what the neighbors are really up to (kidding).
14.An Anker PowerCore portable charger for on-the-go dads who never shut their smartphones or tablets off. Juice up two gadgets at once and get up to five full charges (depending on the phone model).
15.A ridiculously soft but super warm, microfiber, fleece throw blanket because the dog "borrowed" dad's old blanket and falling asleep in the easy chair just hasn't been the same.
16.A portable refracting telescope for novice astronomers young and old, so not only can you give your father the moon and stars thanks to the included software and app to tell you exactly where they are.
17.A hunting gear-inspired, J. Crew rugged, waxed-cotton canvas weekender duffel bag so dad can once again demonstrate how efficiently he can pack and somehow still have room to spare.
18.A water- and stain-resistant, zipperless hardbody cooler with an adjustable shoulder strap that can double as dad's lunchbox during the week and his drinking conveyer (and companion) on weekends.
19.A four-pack of smart LED light bulbs for the dad that's always full of bright ideas. Control the lights individually or in a group, via the app or Alexa, Google Assistant, or Siri while brightening the lights or even changing their color.
20.An AeroGarden Black Harvest, because dad might not have the time or space to tend to a proper herb garden but he can still hydroponically (no soil) grow basil, dill, thyme, mint, and more indoors via LED high efficiency grow lights no matter the season or the location.
If your dad's reaction to your gift it anything like this, then you know you've won Father's Day and you are his favorite, at least until next year.
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