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1.A 79-piece, Playmobil Ghostbusters Ecto-1 playset with sounds and functioning lights, because dads love quoting this movie and a working proton pack is just too expensive (and radioactive).
2.A Nerf N-Sports Turbo Jr. football that'll incur minimum indoor damage when thrown around the house as you regale (re-bore) your offspring with tales of high school gridiron glory (since you had a really great view from the bench).
3.An Audio-Technica turntable for your dad to not only listen to all his old vinyl (so much prog-rock) but convert them to digital audio files (that you'll most likely have to put on his phone even though you demonstrated how to do it, like, five times).
4.A weatherproof, wind- and rain-tested, Coleman sundome tent with an "E-port" to run an extension cord through, because it will be only a matter of minutes before the kids get bored with the great outdoors and need to plug into something.
5.A 23andMe "Ancestry and Traits Service" personal genetic DNA test for the family tree school project that kids always have to do, which hopefully won't reveal any Maury Povich-level surprises about dear old dad.
6.A dishwasher-safe air fryer with a nonstick basket that'll crunchify dad's favorite meats and veggies (and of course french fries) with little to no oil and a whole lot less saturated fat.
7.An AeroGarden Black Harvest, because dad might not have the time or space to tend to a proper herb garden but he can still hydroponically (no soil) grow basil, dill, thyme, mint, and more indoors via LED high efficiency grow lights no matter the season or the location.
8.A Bob Ross Chia Pet to bring the "joy of painting" to an entirely new level. Watch that fro grow with your own happy little squirrels in a matter of two weeks.
9.A textured foam roller for some deep tissue massage of dad's back, lats, quads, and calves, which you'll reap the benefits off when you show him how to use it. Then get ready for the eventual "Well, it didn't get rid of the pain in my ass. You're still here" joke.
10.A set of four dishwasher-safe, silicone zombie ice pop makers with reusable skeleton sticks for making frozen treats from juices, yogurt, pureed fruits, and smoothies that require dad to merely shamble to the fridge rather than chase after the Good Humor truck.
11.A super compact and portable Anker Nebula Capsule smart Wi-Fi mini-projector with a display up to 100 inches that'll stream up to four hours of playtime for family movie night double features.
12.A pack of 420 instant, self-sealing water balloons, so dad doesn't have to spend all afternoon attached to the garden hose and can quickly get it on the fun of hurling water bombs at his progeny.
13.A water- and stain-resistant, zipperless hardbody cooler with an adjustable shoulder strap that can double as dad's lunchbox during the week and his drinking conveyer (and companion) on weekends.
14.A Furbo dog camera with 1080p full HD and night vision livestreaming so dad can keep an ever-watchful eye on his undisputed favorite child while he's away (plus the rest of the fam can feed the pup treats).
15.A bocce set with eight balls, pallino, case and measuring rope that'll give dads yet another excuse to really want to mow the lawn or build their own backyard bocce court.
17.A pair of folding, high-powered compact binoculars for daytime and lowlight conditions that dads can use for bird watching, hiking, hunting, or snooping on the neighbors (only kind of kidding).
18.A 20-piece, heavy-duty, stainless-steel grill tool set with an aluminum case so dad can grill up your favorite eats in the backyard or anywhere else a BBQ calls for his unique set of culinary skills.
19.A two-pack of safe-to-touch, USB rechargeable bug zappers, with an LED light, because no mosquitoes are going to ruin backyard family time and, it turns out, swatting flies is way more fun to play than tennis.
20.A 10-inch Nixplay smart digital picture frame for privately sharing photos and video that looks just as good sitting on a desk as it does hanging on the wall. Works with Fujifilm if you want actual photo prints too.
21.A rugged, waterproof, wireless, Bluetooth outdoor speaker with up to six hours of playtime from its rechargeable battery, so dads can spend the entire afternoon in the garage, driveway, or backyard rocking out in a judgment-free zone.
22.A handmade, folding, wooden chess set with secured storage compartments in the board for the dad who never "let" you win anything (so finally beating him on Father's Day will be extra special).
23.A compact, foldable, lightweight, multi-function work table and sawhorse with quick clamps and holding pegs that'll help dad finish all of his household projects regardless of what part of the house they're in.
Memorize this face. That's the look your dad will give when you joke about how much you're also going to enjoy his Father's Day gift.
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