Buried Lede of 2011: The Heart Attack Grill Diet DOES Work

Blair River was 29-years old and died of pneumonia. He was best known as the spokesman for The Heart Attack Grill From the article: ” ‘Cynical people might think this (River’s death) is funny,’ Basso said.” And yet, since becoming the spokesman, he technically DID lose 25 pounds in three months. So let us not make fun of poor Blair, but marvel in the fact he was right. The diet DOES work—just…slower.

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