This, apparently, is Professor Hans von Puppet. He has a thing or two to tell the United Nations leadership investigating a leaked report of child sex abuse in the Central African Republic.
Quick-and-tragic backstory: French peacekeepers allegedly sexually abused the children, and when a report about the abuse got back to French authorities last year, senior UN leadership apparently freaked out.
Critics say the UN is more worried about punishing the whistleblower than addressing the abuse. This is where the puppet comes in.
In this video, the puppet play-acts a professor of ethics, who is giving advice to a top UN independent ethics official, Joan Dubinsky. "I am involved in a huge embarrassment," she writes to the puppet.
Obviously, to really get this video, you have to know what Joan Dubinsky does.
All that apparently makes Dubinsky an appealing punching bag for what the video maker seems to consider UN hypocrisy.
"Ms. Dubinsky has 'ethics' in her job title but so what? North Korea has 'democratic' in their name as well," the puppet says.
"Here’s the actual question. Little boys are being sexually abused in Africa. What do you do about it?"
It's the second video to be released this week, but no one knows who's making them.
The first video appeared on the "UN staff unions" Facebook page. BuzzFeed News reached out to the UN Staff Union in New York; two of that group's members said the video wasn't likely made by any UN union group. "We couldn't have come up with something as funny," one member said in an email.
Another suggested that the video "most likely came from someone in Geneva," which is home to the headquarters of the Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights. The high commissioner, Zeid Ra'ad AI Hussein, has been criticized for his response, which critics say centered on investigating wrong-doing by a whistleblower rather than explaining why the UN took no action on the report for nearly a year.
Just to be extra clear: The puppet is not affiliated with the United Nations.
Both videos were produced by Mark Gray, whose puppet will read just about any script you send to him. He's done more than 7,000 of these videos, always with (what is supposed to pass for) a German accent. You can hire him, like the UN video mastermind(s) did, through Fiverr.com, a gig marketplace, at a rate of $5 for every 70 or so words his puppet says.
Gray, reached by phone in Colorado, only knew the Fiverr username of the person who commissioned the videos but said there may be more Turtle Bay University lectures in UN-watchers' future. "It sounded like they wanted to do a bunch," he said.