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Whose Policy: UKIP Or Monster Raving Loony Party?

"All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam,"[the loonies declared](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2005-general-election-manifesto/).

Monster Raving Loony, 2005 general election

Abolish speed cameras and replace them with speed limiters fitted in cars.

"UKIP will return London's Circle Line to a circle - the complete circular service recently stopped," the party [still states on its website](http://www.ukip.org/component/content/article?id=538).

UKIP policy statement, 2010 general election

Make London Underground's Circle Line run in a circle.

Banning Greyhound racing will "stop the country going to the dogs", [according to the loonies](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2010-general-election-manifesto/).

Monster Raving Loony, 2010 general election

Ban Greyhound racing.

"UKIP enthusiastically supports the high speed rail concept," the party [boasted four years ago](http://www.ukip.org/component/content/article?id=538). Which is awkward for anti-High Speed 2 campaigners who have since flocked to the party.

Build three high speed railway lines across Britain.

The loonies [said the rich should pick up the cost](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2005-general-election-manifesto/) of making money "as they use most of it".

Tax rich people to pay for the printing of money.

The loonies [believe that](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2005-general-election-manifesto/) an MP's salary "is quite ample" so expenses should "be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead".

Monster Raving Loony, 2005 general election.

End the existing policy of generous MPs' expenses.

UKIP [said that](http://www.ukip.org/component/content/article?id=538) there standard of dress and service code for drivers may be set by councils if there is local support.

UKIP policy document, 2010 general election

Compulsory dress code for taxi drivers.

Nigel Farage's party [reckons it's time](http://www.ukip.org/issues-2/policy-pages/defence) to abolish the 65,000-person department and start again.

Current UKIP policy

Scrap the Ministry of Defence.

UKIP [appear to have outsourced their transport policy to the world's biggest railway enthusiast.](http://www.ukip.org/component/content/article?id=538)   
And they're really angry about the colour of trains: "The unseemly haste with which National Express destroyed the quality GNER brand by painting out its heraldry on service trains standing at rail stations was a disgrace. As with the iconic red bus in London, so the Government should insist on a modernised form of traditional branding - chocolate and cream for Great Western, scarlet red for Midland, Apple Green for the East Coast. These are icons of Britishness."

Repaint trains in traditional British colours.

The [loonies pledged to operate](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2010-general-election-manifesto/) a strict "one out, one in (excluding Births)" policy.   
"Any Person who can prove that they or their descendants emigrated to the U.K before 55 A.D can stay. All the others will be repatriated to their original country."

Cap the number of people in Britain at 63 million.

The loonies [campaigned on a platform](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2001-general-election-manifesto/) of compulsory Maths O-levels for all Treasury ministers, in order to prevent the existence of "two different rates of inflation when used to calculate raises in both state benefits and taxes".

Monster Raving Loony, 2001

Compulsory maths qualifications for Treasury ministers.

This way [the loonies believe you can](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/1997-general-election-manifesto/) "chose where you want to convalesce".

Monster Raving Loony, 1997 general election

Twin British hospitals with those in another country.

The [loonies said](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2005-general-election-manifesto/) that this would "make it a bit fairer".

Legalise foxhunting on a "one hound, one dog" basis.

"UKIP plans to build more prisons over 10 years,"[the party said](http://www.ukip.org/component/content/article?id=552), including "more state-of-the-art prison ships".

Keep prisoners on boats.

[The loonies pledged](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2001-general-election-manifesto/) central heating at all bus stations.  
"This will be turned on full in summer and off in the winter, just like the buses," they said.

Monster Raving Loony, 2001 general election

Heating for bus shelters.

[A flagship loony policy:](http://www.loonyparty.com/history-4/loony-archive/2001-general-election-manifesto/) "Children who bunk off school will be ordered to do community service as truancy officers."

Community service for children who bunk off school.

You really can't tell the difference between UKIP and Monster Raving Loony Party policies. That's quite worrying, isn't it? You probably need to have a long, hard think about what this means.

You are a complete and utter monster raving loony.

You found all that policy business pretty difficult, didn't you? It was going so well until you started muttering about Bongo Bongo Land and got kicked out UKIP. Oh well, those loonies seem like pretty fun chaps, eh?

You are Godfrey Bloom.

You know a worrying amount about UKIP policy. You are convinced that the EU has secret plan to make make it illegal to be British and keep posting this in news website comments section. You do not take kindly to being compared to the fruitcakes in the Monster Raving Loony party.

You are Nigel Farage with a pint. 

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