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38 Utterly Bizarre Tweets By Gerry Adams

Teddy bear romance, creme egg dreams and strawberry pavlova. It can only be the Twitter timeline of Sinn Féin's Irish republican leader.

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Dreamt I was eating Cream Eggs. Woke up this morn. Pillow & beard covered in chocolate & cream thingymebob.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Dreamt I was eating Cream Eggs. Woke up this morn. Pillow & beard covered in chocolate & cream thingymebob.

08:52 AM - 25 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Standing @the corner (in the rain) watching all the girls go by.Standing @ the corner (in Dundalk in the rain)giving all the girls the Eye.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Standing @the corner (in the rain) watching all the girls go by.Standing @ the corner (in Dundalk in the rain)giving all the girls the Eye.

02:48 PM - 14 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Where r U going 2 my lovely? When ur alone in ur bed? What r the thoughts that surround U? Whats going on inside ur head?

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Where r U going 2 my lovely? When ur alone in ur bed? What r the thoughts that surround U? Whats going on inside ur head?

09:44 PM - 10 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. 2 the end. 2 the end of a lollipop. When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. Pop goes ur heart. Xo TGBE.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. 2 the end. 2 the end of a lollipop. When u come 2 the end of a lollipop. Pop goes ur heart. Xo TGBE.

10:53 PM - 9 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Fell asleep on sofa after dindins. Dreamt aris about cream eggs. Woke up 2 this & Winning Streak!!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Fell asleep on sofa after dindins. Dreamt aris about cream eggs. Woke up 2 this & Winning Streak!!

09:09 PM - 25 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Have U ever been lonely?Have U ever been blue?B a little forgiving. Take me back in ur heart. How can I go on living now that we're apart.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Have U ever been lonely?Have U ever been blue?B a little forgiving. Take me back in ur heart. How can I go on living now that we're apart.

11:12 PM - 13 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I wish I wish I wish in vain. I wish that I was a youth again. But a youth again I never can be until apples grow on an ivy tree. Monday! xo

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

I wish I wish I wish in vain. I wish that I was a youth again. But a youth again I never can be until apples grow on an ivy tree. Monday! xo

08:08 AM - 10 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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'more I learn abt people de more I like my dog'Mark Twain.'more I learn abt dogs de more I like people'Nuada Adams.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

'more I learn abt people de more I like my dog'Mark Twain.'more I learn abt dogs de more I like people'Nuada Adams.

12:10 PM - 4 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Just had a flashback 2 the 1 legged dog. Saw a 2 legged cat. Walking very tall. In Pearse St. On hind legs.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Just had a flashback 2 the 1 legged dog. Saw a 2 legged cat. Walking very tall. In Pearse St. On hind legs.

08:46 AM - 27 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Each night I ask the stars up above. Why must I b a teenager in love?

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Each night I ask the stars up above. Why must I b a teenager in love?

08:55 AM - 3 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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A Great Bernard dog just sidled up 2 the sofa & gave me a Brandy&Port. Nuada & Snowie never even barked.Hope he comes back.Or am I dreaming?

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

A Great Bernard dog just sidled up 2 the sofa & gave me a Brandy&Port. Nuada & Snowie never even barked.Hope he comes back.Or am I dreaming?

09:54 PM - 16 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Cuppa camomile, PJs, some broken biscuits. Tom&Ted on my knees. All waiting 4 Paisley;Genesis To Revelation.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Cuppa camomile, PJs, some broken biscuits. Tom&Ted on my knees. All waiting 4 Paisley;Genesis To Revelation.

10:14 PM - 20 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Barr an lá leat. Another soft day. Me @ Ted have work 2 do. Have a nice Lent.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Barr an lá leat. Another soft day. Me @ Ted have work 2 do. Have a nice Lent.

07:14 AM - 13 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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One of Teds in laws. In Ratoath. Waiting 4 Darren O Rourke 4 Meath East.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

One of Teds in laws. In Ratoath. Waiting 4 Darren O Rourke 4 Meath East.

08:37 PM - 25 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Friday! Yahoo! Getting home 2 c the small people in my life. Cant wait.ted will b sasta.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Friday! Yahoo! Getting home 2 c the small people in my life. Cant wait.ted will b sasta.

09:17 AM - 15 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Yes ted&tom r same sex couple.But thats their business.And not the issue. RG still sez they r 2 young.Hopefully it will b ok.Codladh samh x

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Yes ted&tom r same sex couple.But thats their business.And not the issue. RG still sez they r 2 young.Hopefully it will b ok.Codladh samh x

11:30 PM - 17 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Tom & Ted r officially engaged. Congratulations 2 them both. Celebrations @ Teddy Bear Picnic Party later. Yippeee!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Tom & Ted r officially engaged. Congratulations 2 them both. Celebrations @ Teddy Bear Picnic Party later. Yippeee!

04:33 PM - 4 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Hushabye baby on the tree top.When the wind blows the cradle will rockWhen wind stills the cradle will fall&down will come baby&cradle&all.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Hushabye baby on the tree top.When the wind blows the cradle will rockWhen wind stills the cradle will fall&down will come baby&cradle&all.

11:42 PM - 20 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Fly me 2 the moon.Let me play among the stars.Take me up 2 Venus,2 jupiter or Mars.In other words hold my hand.In other words sayU love me.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Fly me 2 the moon.Let me play among the stars.Take me up 2 Venus,2 jupiter or Mars.In other words hold my hand.In other words sayU love me.

08:40 AM - 23 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I used 2 sing Black Velvet Band @ the top of my voice while cycling 2 Glenavy. I once got so carried away that I cycled into a field.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

I used 2 sing Black Velvet Band @ the top of my voice while cycling 2 Glenavy. I once got so carried away that I cycled into a field.

01:19 PM - 15 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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All U need is love. All U need is love. AllU need is love. Love, love is all U need. An grá abú!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

All U need is love. All U need is love. AllU need is love. Love, love is all U need. An grá abú!

08:35 AM - 1 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Dreamt I was in a cafe drinkin coffee. Ryan Turbidy sat@my table.He smiled &read a newspaper.Iwas wearing 1 boot & 1 shoe.What does it mean?

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Dreamt I was in a cafe drinkin coffee. Ryan Turbidy sat@my table.He smiled &read a newspaper.Iwas wearing 1 boot & 1 shoe.What does it mean?

08:16 AM - 26 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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U r my sunshine my only sunshine. U make me happy when skies r grey. U will never know how much I love U please dont take my sunshine away.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

U r my sunshine my only sunshine. U make me happy when skies r grey. U will never know how much I love U please dont take my sunshine away.

02:58 PM - 7 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In Dáil chamber. Thought I had a pen in my pocket. Discovered it is s tooth brush! Silly me!!!!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

In Dáil chamber. Thought I had a pen in my pocket. Discovered it is s tooth brush! Silly me!!!!

05:06 PM - 12 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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'I do like David Attenborough' he whispered from the undergrowth. 'So do I' said Lonesome George.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

'I do like David Attenborough' he whispered from the undergrowth. 'So do I' said Lonesome George.

08:51 PM - 23 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Let the wind blow high. Let the wind blow low. Up the street in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hullo. Donal wheres your troosers.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Let the wind blow high. Let the wind blow low. Up the street in my kilt I go. All the lassies say hullo. Donal wheres your troosers.

09:23 AM - 3 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Come day Go day.Wish in me heart it was Sunday.Drinking buttermilk all the week.Whiskey on a SundaySkipping the Monday Club 2day.Work.Yeuk!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Come day Go day.Wish in me heart it was Sunday.Drinking buttermilk all the week.Whiskey on a SundaySkipping the Monday Club 2day.Work.Yeuk!

08:35 AM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Saw the dawn breaking. Grey light. Out on bike. Saw a squirrel chasing a cat. A grey one. The squirrel that is. Glad 2 b alive. So is cat.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Saw the dawn breaking. Grey light. Out on bike. Saw a squirrel chasing a cat. A grey one. The squirrel that is. Glad 2 b alive. So is cat.

08:13 AM - 9 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Got a Christmas present. I never open my presents until Christmas morn but I tore a wee corner& guess what? Methinks its a yellow duck.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Got a Christmas present. I never open my presents until Christmas morn but I tore a wee corner& guess what? Methinks its a yellow duck.

07:15 PM - 20 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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My bestest pressie! The Queen of all rubber ducks. A high class act. Kinda ducky ar lá dee dah! Epsom Salts go deo!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

My bestest pressie! The Queen of all rubber ducks. A high class act. Kinda ducky ar lá dee dah! Epsom Salts go deo!

06:25 PM - 27 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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New ducks. They light up! Made my Christmas.

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I never said Billy was a duck. It just shows 2 go u how folks jump 2 conclusions about the things I twit. Ducks don't tweet.Ducks quack.

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

I never said Billy was a duck. It just shows 2 go u how folks jump 2 conclusions about the things I twit. Ducks don't tweet.Ducks quack.

11:21 PM - 13 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The hunger is on me now. A BIG salad day methinks. With fresh melon 4 afters. Or B4s! Just a thought!

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

The hunger is on me now. A BIG salad day methinks. With fresh melon 4 afters. Or B4s! Just a thought!

04:35 PM - 22 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Got up this morning. Feeling good. Got the happy blues. The feeling good blues. The this is the best day in my life blues.Dat ain't 2 bad .

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Got up this morning. Feeling good. Got the happy blues. The feeling good blues. The this is the best day in my life blues.Dat ain't 2 bad .

10:04 AM - 4 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Everything I do, I dooo it foooor Uuiuh

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Every1 else gotta strawberry on their Pavlova except me!! Why?

Gerry Adams@GerryAdamsSF

Every1 else gotta strawberry on their Pavlova except me!! Why?

07:00 PM - 26 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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