Someone On Tinder Is Pretending To Be Ed Miliband And It's Pretty Filthy
The Labour leader's doppelgänger would like to build a randier society for all. (A bit NSFW.)
Someone on the popular casual sex and dating app Tinder is pretending to be Labour leader Ed Miliband.
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And this person is trying to use the power of Miliband to seduce people in the manner of a One Nation lover — while knocking a few years off Ed's real age.
Tinder works on a location basis so whoever is pretending to be Miliband is within five kilometres of Westminster. Several other people have previously spotted fake Ed on the service.
One would-be dater, who shared the screengrabs with BuzzFeed, swiped right after seeing Ed's face. They soon found themselves being chatted up by Miliband's rhetoric.
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The conversation started off fairly tame.
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Then they discussed the great economic issues of our day.
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Ed Miliband's political positioning was debated.
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Then the importance of the famous Labour whipping operation comes into play.
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As well as the potential for a stimulus package.
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But it quickly gets lost in the discussion of parliamentary procedure.
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Some kinky role play involving House of Lords reform is suggested.
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Even though the commitment to real reform is questioned.
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And then it just goes very, very dark.
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