21 Pictures Of Very Happy Men With Giant Vegetables
Men can only ever truly feel content after growing an enormous marrow.
This man is holding the world's biggest onion.
He loves it like a child. And he's not alone in this respect.
Many men have special connections with large vegetables. This weightlifter is holding an eight stone marrow.
And this man is deeply pleased that his tomato weighs over two kilograms.
Some men carry large vegetables around with them so they always have something to lean on.
And some men like to take their vegetables out of the greenhouse so they can see the world.
One man was so pleased with this enormous carrot that he had it surgically attached to his face.
Of course there's nothing new about man's obsession with giant vegetables.
This policeman's expansive marrow saved lives during the Battle of Britain.
And people weren't judgemental in the 1950s. This man loved his triple marrow, despite its obvious issues.
But today the popularity of growing giant vegetables is exploding. Many young boys now spend their time dreaming of oversized pumpkins.
There's no stopping the glut of giant vegetable mania, which helps keep children off the streets and is credited with contributing to a fall in the youth crime rate.
This man was so happy with his enormous cabbage that he used it as a bouquet on his wedding day.
Some men dress up their giant vegetables as submarines.
Some wrap their arms around them.
Others simply shower their vegetables with love in its purest form.
And some men love their vegetables unconditionally, no matter how nobbly they are.
But sometimes a man just needs time alone with a giant vegetable to find himself.
Of course, occasionally you do have to say goodbye to an old friend.
But never without getting the giant vegetable gang back together for one last time.
And NEVER without holding one final enormous blow-out giant vegetable party!
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