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17 Happy Foxes Who Are Celebrating The Fox-Hunting Ban

Government plans to allow MPs a free vote on whether to relax the fox-hunting ban in England and Wales have been delayed after the SNP said it would vote against the changes.

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3. These fox cubs are also delighted that the government has now postponed the vote, even if it was only because parliamentary arithmetic meant the bill had little chance of passing, even with the support of Conservative backbenchers.

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5. This fox welcomed the news. It had previously believed opinion polls suggesting the Conservatives had no chance of winning May's general election and therefore had assumed there would be no change to hunting legislation.

6. This fox is fairly pleased with the turn of events, particularly because it felt the proposed "Hunting Act 2004 (Exempt Hunting) (Amendment) Order 2015" was a loosely phrased piece of legislation.

7. This fox is incredibly delighted that the government's proposed English Votes for English Laws (EVEL) plan would still enable the SNP to block similar legislation in the future.

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10. This fox doesn't normally pay much attention to what goes in parliament but recently became politically engaged for the first time when it heard about the proposed relaxation of hunting laws. It is delighted to be on the winning side.

12. This fox is happy with the postponed vote but – as a centrist – is willing to seek a compromise solution on the number of hounds that can be used in a hunt if that placates Conservative backbenchers.

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13. This fox is happy with the result. But at the same time it has existential questions about its place on earth and is concerned that life is transitory. In many ways, it poses, aren't we all at the whim of a braying mob with horns and dogs?

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Jim Waterson is a politics editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Jim Waterson at jim.waterson@buzzfeed.com.

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