24 Devastating Christmas Middle Class Problems

    Sometimes there's nothing you can do but chuck out the turkey and get in a strop at Waitrose.

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    No caramelised red onion chutney on the shopping. Christmas is ruined.

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    Disaster. Waitrose are out of mince pies. Christmas is ruined.

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    Have just survived #Christmas eve #M&S #simplyfood order collection point queue #middleclassproblems

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    That's it Christmas ruined Tesco's have stolen my Giblet's. No way back from here.

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    Having to be gluten free is all fine and dandy until Christmas rolls around and wheat is in everything you wanna eat #Middleclassproblems

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    Tesco have sold out of wrapping paper. Christmas is officially ruined.

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    .@OperaCreep @waitrose Quite. Now I shall have to roll my truffles by hand, like some common street urchin. Christmas is simply ruined.

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    My cooking the Christmas dinner spreadsheet isn't printing properly, need a pen and highlighters #middleclassproblems

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    Accidentally picked up a £4 panini in Starbucks. That's my christmas ruined.

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    Had a dream I was eating a snickers, woke up and I wasn't. That's my Christmas ruined already

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    I can't get fresh dill anywhere, what is the world coming to. Anyone would think its Christmas Eve! #MiddleClassProblems

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    How can we go buy chicken and a man sold us Turkey 😩 Christmas is ruined

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    Mum keeps the Lindor balls in the fridge, thus meaning they are cold and, more disturbingly, hard in the centre. Absolute chaos.

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    Have realised the family don't have sky movies so no Frozen for christmas. It's all ruined

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    In retrospect I think Mum's vacuum cleaner would've been better wrapped in its box. Just sayin'...

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    Unless it's sold out, M&S no longer stock their Chocolate Ruby wine. Christmas = ruined (or sober at least)

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