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24 Devastating Christmas Middle Class Problems

Sometimes there's nothing you can do but chuck out the turkey and get in a strop at Waitrose.

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No caramelised red onion chutney on the shopping. Christmas is ruined.

Gabrielle's Eyepatch@BlunderWoman_Follow

No caramelised red onion chutney on the shopping.

Christmas is ruined.

11:37 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Disaster. Waitrose are out of mince pies. Christmas is ruined.

Nicole Seymour@NicoleSeymour1Follow

Disaster. Waitrose are out of mince pies. Christmas is ruined.

12:25 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

Have just survived #Christmas eve #M&S #simplyfood order collection point queue #middleclassproblems

Rebecca Taylor@beccaetFollow

Have just survived #Christmas eve #M&S #simplyfood order collection point queue #middleclassproblems

12:53 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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That's it Christmas ruined Tesco's have stolen my Giblet's. No way back from here.

jim@Jim32JnFollow

That's it

Christmas ruined

Tesco's have stolen my Giblet's.

No way back from here.

11:37 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Having to be gluten free is all fine and dandy until Christmas rolls around and wheat is in everything you wanna eat #Middleclassproblems

Fiona Goby@FionaGobyFollow

Having to be gluten free is all fine and dandy until Christmas rolls around and wheat is in everything you wanna eat #Middleclassproblems

5:54 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Tesco have sold out of wrapping paper. Christmas is officially ruined.

Rebecca Taylor@zRebeccaTaylorFollow

Tesco have sold out of wrapping paper. Christmas is officially ruined.

4:04 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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.@OperaCreep @waitrose Quite. Now I shall have to roll my truffles by hand, like some common street urchin. Christmas is simply ruined.

Daniel Auchincloss@dauchinclossFollow

.@OperaCreep @waitrose Quite. Now I shall have to roll my truffles by hand, like some common street urchin. Christmas is simply ruined.

6:42 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

My cooking the Christmas dinner spreadsheet isn't printing properly, need a pen and highlighters #middleclassproblems

Phil B@editorsfootFollow

My cooking the Christmas dinner spreadsheet isn't printing properly, need a pen and highlighters #middleclassproblems

7:55 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

Accidentally picked up a £4 panini in Starbucks. That's my christmas ruined.

Andrew Learmonth@andrewlearmonthFollow

Accidentally picked up a £4 panini in Starbucks. That's my christmas ruined.

12:29 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Had a dream I was eating a snickers, woke up and I wasn't. That's my Christmas ruined already

Tristan@TristanGHillFollow

Had a dream I was eating a snickers, woke up and I wasn't. That's my Christmas ruined already

9:07 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I can't get fresh dill anywhere, what is the world coming to. Anyone would think its Christmas Eve! #MiddleClassProblems

Jay bassan@JaypsbassanFollow

I can't get fresh dill anywhere, what is the world coming to. Anyone would think its Christmas Eve! #MiddleClassProblems

2:11 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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How can we go buy chicken and a man sold us Turkey 😩 Christmas is ruined

King@IggysNotMyNameFollow

How can we go buy chicken and a man sold us Turkey Christmas is ruined

2:04 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Mum keeps the Lindor balls in the fridge, thus meaning they are cold and, more disturbingly, hard in the centre. Absolute chaos.

Nick Walker@nickw84Follow

Mum keeps the Lindor balls in the fridge, thus meaning they are cold and, more disturbingly, hard in the centre. Absolute chaos.

6:02 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Have realised the family don't have sky movies so no Frozen for christmas. It's all ruined

Chris Martin@elephantchrisFollow

Have realised the family don't have sky movies so no Frozen for christmas. It's all ruined

4:02 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

In retrospect I think Mum's vacuum cleaner would've been better wrapped in its box. Just sayin'...

Mark Stephens@MarksLarksFollow

In retrospect I think Mum's vacuum cleaner would've been better wrapped in its box. Just sayin'...

9:58 AM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

Unless it's sold out, M&S no longer stock their Chocolate Ruby wine. Christmas = ruined (or sober at least)

Andy Thomas@antomFollow

Unless it's sold out, M&S no longer stock their Chocolate Ruby wine. Christmas = ruined (or sober at least)

4:27 PM - 24 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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