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15 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Your Sandwich

It's hard to know exactly when a relationship gets serious. This is especially true when you're talking about a delicious sandwich. Here are the telltale signs that you're in love, brought to you by Jimmy John's.

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1. Your eyes light up when you see it.

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The mere sight of it can make a bad day seem great.

2. You express your love for it all over social media.

You don't care if your friends are tired of hearing about it.

You don't care if your friends are tired of hearing about it.

3. You eat it slowly so the two of you can spend more time together.

4. You give each other knowing glances.

And spend hours staring into each other's eyes.
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And spend hours staring into each other's eyes.

5. You have a special relationship with every part of it. That includes the bread...

6. ...the lettuce...

7. ...and the delicious, delicious meat.

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Meeaaaaaaaatttttttt.

8. It's all you can think about when you're out by yourself.

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The memories carry you through the lonely times.

9. You consider everywhere "your special place."

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Restaurant, park bench, in your garage? It doesn't matter.

10. You get jealous when you have to share it with someone else.

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And you don't care if you're being possessive.

11. You like the way it feels.

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And the way it touches you back.

12. You're always looking for ways to spice things up.

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And are open to trying new things.

13. You defend it to the death when compared with tacos.

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It's not even a fair fight.

14. You compare every other food to it, and want them all to be in sandwich form.

The sandwich form is clearly the perfect form.

15. And lastly, you dream about it.

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And all of the good times you've had together.