People on the Internet love bacon. They love to talk about it. It's a popular meme in itself.
But what if I told you that bacon...isn't bae?
That's right, baby. It's time we WAKE UP and smell the SAUSAGE — the true king of breakfast.
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"Why?" you ask. Let's start with the obvious. It tastes amazing. I mean, come on, dude.
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It’s juicy and tender and so, so savory. A much more complex flavor profile.
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Sausage pairs perfectly with syrup — like French wine and cheese.
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It's loaded with protein. Protein good! Protein make you big and strong, boys and girls.
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You can use a FORK to eat it so your fingers don’t get all greasy.
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With *delicious* fully cooked sausage, you can be eating in, like, 45 seconds.
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People who eat sausage are simply cooler.
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Oh and also, sausage is more fun to say with your mouth.
