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Sausage Is The Superior Breakfast Meat, Folks

Hot take: Sausage is actually the best. Start your day the quick and tasty way — with delicious Jimmy Dean Fully Cooked Sausage!

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People on the Internet love bacon. They love to talk about it. It's a popular meme in itself.

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Pictured: the entire Internet.

But what if I told you that bacon...isn't bae?

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You would just be all like ^^

That's right, baby. It's time we WAKE UP and smell the SAUSAGE — the true king of breakfast.

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This handsome nerd with the glasses understands, and he agrees.

1. "Why?" you ask. Let's start with the obvious. It tastes amazing. I mean, come on, dude.

To quote a celebrity chef we can't legally call out by name, "YUMMO!"
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To quote a celebrity chef we can't legally call out by name, "YUMMO!"

2. It’s juicy and tender and so, so savory. A much more complex flavor profile.

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Someone just asked him if he thinks sausage is juicy and tender, and he's responding with the universal sign for "very much so, yes."

3. Sausage pairs perfectly with syrup — like French wine and cheese.

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That's exactly right. It is wonderful.

4. It's loaded with protein. Protein good! Protein make you big and strong, boys and girls.

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This kid is a showoff who could beat us all up.

5. You can use a FORK to eat it so your fingers don’t get all greasy.

GREASY FINGERS: Literally *nobody* likes you, so please stop it. Thank you!
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GREASY FINGERS: Literally *nobody* likes you, so please stop it. Thank you!

6. With *delicious* fully cooked sausage, you can be eating in, like, 45 seconds.

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Which is roughly this fast, give or take.

7. People who eat sausage are simply cooler.

Imagine being this cool.
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Imagine being this cool.

8. Oh and also, sausage is more fun to say with your mouth.

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If you look closely, he's saying, "Sausage is delicious and a very entertaining word to say."

There’s no question that sausage is the best. So start your day the quick and tasty way — with delicious Jimmy Dean Fully Cooked Sausage !

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