Yes, that happenedNo, my teachers would only give us expired gala apples
Yes, I was sold as a two for one dealA Fat Jewish Polish man bought me along with the lawn chairI completed a Blue's Clues coloring along with her adopted transgender son in the box on the way home.No, Nobody could afford meNo, I had Glaucoma and was sent back to the orphanage with nothing but a Sharper Image Foot massager and a picture of the man who comes with the frame.
She Stole your crayons and replaced them with the crappy ones from the kids mealShe ripped off a fat Italian Hoboken Man, and became the next star of Cake BossShe deliberately tripped a homeless dog with only three legs and sold the DVD of the act to ISISShe dresses up as Harambe for Halloween, and reenacts the Battle of Gettysburg in Santa Monica
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