Saturday Night Live's first sketch this weekend envisioned what a Donald Trump presidency might look like. And it was everything Trump has dream of and promised. First, Trump is issuing new laws via Twitter.
ISIS is completely destroyed, and Syrian refugees are working in a Trump casino in Damascus.
Putin has retreated, apparently after Trump called him a loser.
The economy is thriving and Trump has given the country a new national anthem.
Trump's daughter, Ivanka, is preparing to remake the Washington Monument in gold mirrored glass — which Trump says will look "so elegant."
And finally, in this fictional Trump presidency, the president of Mexico happily shows up to pay the U.S. for the wall along the border.
Jim Dalrymple is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Los Angeles.
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