7. Fake an illness… in office.
Calling in sick doesn’t fool anybody. Instead, come to work, then head to the bathroom with “some kind of food poisoning.” Spend the morning emailing from the stall trying to “troop it out.” Your boss will tell you to go home by lunch.
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