1. When someone asks you if you want the last slice of pizza.
2. When you realized you drunk texted your entire phonebook.
But by some act of sensibility, skipped over your ex.
3. When you're trying to ~tolerate~ your co-workers.
4. When someone reads your text message, but doesn't respond.
5. When you're trying to hit on someone.
6. When you finally get a match on Tinder.
7. When you're telling someone you like them.
8. When you see people wearing crocs WITH socks.
9. When your friends ask you to do a bar crawl.
10. When you're drunk at the bar crawl.
11. When someone tells you Taylor Swift is basic.
12. When your S.O. asks you where you were last night.
13. When people are trying to make "zazzy" happen.
14. When you just binged-watched The Walking Dead.
15. When you lose your friends at a bar.
16. When Starbucks brings back their holiday menu.
17. When you haven't had your coffee yet.
18. When people post cute Instagram collages of their S.O.
19. When your friend wants to leave because the line at Chipotle is too long.
Continue on with your brilliance, gifted human.
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