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    Get With Kronies (action figures) And Get Konnected

    Taxpayer Losses and Krony Gains Wait for You!

    Jacob Feldman
    by Jacob Feldman

    Community Contributor

    Collect All the Kronies and Fight Small Business

    Oh No! It's the Evil Entrepreneurs

    They want to lower the prices of Big Business!

    GO, GO KRONIES!

    Meet Kaptain Corn who uses the power of the federal mandate to defeat the competition!

    Here comes Parts & Labor! He uses the power of tariffs to keep foreign competition out!

    Meet Bankor who uses the power of inflation to get a bailout.

    Don't forget Ariel Stryker! She uses her awesome armaments for overkill!

    This heroic crew is led by Big G who has the ultimate source of monopoly power

    Do not attempt to be a Krony without sufficient political influence, financial resources, regulatory protection, and a legal staff capable of decoding multi-thousand page legislation.

    Click here for more info on how Cronyism stops competition and click here for more about the Kronies

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