1. Via addons.opera.com This clever pup just got into Princeton — where his father and grandfather also studied! 2. Via wallfirms.com This handsome fella is taking a stroll through a nice neighborhood...and no-one is considering phoning the police! 3. Via ncealliance.com This little furball just told a racist joke! Bad doggie! 4. Via blinkydog.com This dog just gave a toast in Latin! You might not have understood it. Perhaps you didn't go to his expensive boys' school! 5. barbarashdwallpapers.com This little cutie always gets called on when he raises his paws in the classroom! 6. Via picturespk.com Mr. and Mrs. Fluffykins are used to seeing heteronormative relationships like theirs in films and on TV! 7. Via cdn.attackofthecute.com This naughty pooch spent a night in jail for drunk driving, but got off without a conviction because the judge understood that it was just a one-off mistake. Pups will be pups! 8. Via www2.pictures.stylebistro.com This sweet little puppy-pumpkin got a great job in the entertainment industry because his uncle plays golf with Miley Cyrus' agent. 9. Via findanimal.net This frisky fido has never been stopped and frisked! 10. Via goldendoodlediary.com Uh oh! This very bad boy just got caught sneaking onto someone's property on a dare — and he didn't get shot! 11. Via good-wallpapers.com This doggie is smiling because he smokes hella weed but is four times less likely to be arrested than his black and brown doggie friends. 12. Via vice.com Who's a good boy?! The pup on the left, who gets paid more to do the same work as his female colleague (pictured here on the right). 13. Via blogger.com This old boy found plenty of investors for his new business enterprise at his all-male country club! Woof woof!