What The Book You’re Reading On Your Flight Says About You

Some people think you are what you read. But we won’t judge you, and neither will JetBlue, because they’re bringing humanity back to flying through their award-winning customer service.

1. Jackie Chan: Inside the Dragon by Clyde Gentry III

You are a solid individual with a good soul and a keen intellect.

2. Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert

You are ready for a spiritual trip in the yoga pants that you just bought.

3. 50 Shades of Grey by E. L. James

You don’t embarrass easily.

4. In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust

You think you are better than most people and probably won’t even finish this book.

5. On the Road by Jack Kerouac

You are EXTREMELY alternative.

6. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

You have a cape in your bag and have already planned to freak out the person next to you by hissing at them in Elvish if they ask to squeeze by you to go to the bathroom.

7. Moby-Dick; or, The Whale by Herman Melville

(You are not actually reading this book, you are just trying to look smart.)

8. The World Is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman

You are feeling guilty about asking your friend what globalization is the other day.

9. The End of Empire: Attila the Hun & the Fall of Rome by Christopher Kelly

(Are you your dad?)

10. Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

You are only reading this so you can casually mention that you’ve read it at parties for the rest of your life.

11. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling

You love life. Everyone on the plane wants to hang with you.

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