Response to 27 Times Starbucks Failed So Hard It Almost Won:
or at chipotle when JESS had a religious experience and became JESUS (she can turn water into corona)
Response to 23 Unconventional But Awesome Wedding Ideas:
also anyone wearing a dress. which will be every lady in attendance.
this is honestly the only reason i can remember all of the states’ capitals.
Response to "Star Trek Into Darkness" Full Teaser Revealed:
LENS FLARE: the movie
Response to 17 Things You Shouldn’t Half-Ass:
pretty sure #11 is intentional and #14 is from engrish.com
Response to 26 Truly Inspiring Images From Hurricane Sandy:
and here’s a photo of my dog in makeshift ziploc booties. this photo was taken in hoboken where the streets are full of water that’s full of gas, raw sewage, and assorted debris. thank you, ziploc!