My worst roommate did all of the below:
1. Left little pee cup samples (with pee in them) lying around as she continually kept not making time to take them into the clinic for analysis... and then would need to produce a new one.
2. Eating my food, then lying about it (like...who…Â
I worked at Target and on a lunch break decided to get a blue raspberry icee with my meal.
I went back to work and couldn't figure out why people were sort of keeping a distance from me, while staring out of the corner of their eye. I told myself I was just being paranoid and kept…Â
And FYI, people:
It's possible for two gay people to be friends without finding the other attractive.
That's why being someone's friend is different from being someone's significant other. The more you know...
Straight friend of the same sex puts their arm around you: *awwwwwe! fwends!!!*
Gay friend of the same sex puts their arm around you: *omg! I'm not into you like that!*
Meanwhile, everyone is thirsty to know who's gay and who's straight.
MAKES SENSE.
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