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    These Customizable Wines Are So Extra In The Best Way

    Call me William Shakespour.

    I choose wine based on the label roughly 88% of the time, and it doesn't always go well.

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    Mommy's Time Out, I'm looking at you.

    But the days when you had to rely on the labels of others are over, my friends.

    Wordy Wine is a new custom wine line that lets you customize your own labels. And the wine itself is actually delicious!

    I'm not an oenophile, nor can I pronounce "oenophile," but I would describe these wines as "We should probably just finish the bottle, right?"

    Wordy Wine is perfect for weddings, birthdays, bachelorette parties, elaborate pranks, house warmings, baby showers, Secret Santas, Tuesdays...

    You can personalize a pack of three labels with any combination of the three varietals. So if you want three bottles of rosé with the text of your three best tweets on them, that is your truth and you should live in it.

    The current wines are an oaky, fruity 2013 California red, a light and dry 2016 California white, and a Tuscan rosé with bright peach, melon, and strawberry flavors.

    You can also make a label out of any BuzzFeed headline. So crack open a bottle of "28 WTF Pictures From Vladimir Putin's Crazy Life" Italian rosé, or a "The 'Thong Song' Is Back And Better Than Ever" artisanal red, because this is something to celebrate.

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    Just paste in the URL of your preferred BuzzFeed story and see your label come to life.

    This is also just a very fun internet activity that I have sunk a lot of hours into over the last few days. I have the screenshots to prove it. Pls send help.

    Get your words out with a pack of three bottles of Wordy Wine for $49.99 (shipping included), from BuzzFeed Product Labs and Penrose Labs.

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    PSST! BuzzFeed makes money if you buy this crazy thing!