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1.A geometric cat candle that reveals a creepy-cool surprise when you burn it (okay, the surprise is an evil-looking metal cat skeleton — SURPRISE!).
2.A palmistry hand sculpture because nothing is more romantic than inspecting someone's hand for the purposes of fortune telling.
3.What I Love About Us, a customizable book to let you celebrate your mutual weirdness with questions like "I love how we make each other feel so _____," and "We'd make the best _____ team ever."
4.A heart-shaped pendant made of two (imitation) bird skulls, for an awesomely creepy take on a Valentine's standard.
13.Kama Pootra, the perfect book for couples who insist that talking about poop is hella romantic.
14.A set of six magnets to turn their fridge into a Gameboy (the screen is also a dry-erase board!) for a gift that's the perfect combination of nerdy and utilitarian.
15.An edible cookie dough sampler — including chocolate chip, birthday cake, cookies and cream, s'mores, and oatmeal raisin flavors — for the partner who prefers the dough to the finished product (but doesn't want to risk salmonella).