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1. A geometric cat candle that reveals a creepy-cool surprise when you burn it (okay, the surprise is an evil-looking metal cat skeleton — SURPRISE!).
2. A palmistry hand sculpture because nothing is more romantic than inspecting someone's hand for the purposes of fortune telling.
3. What I Love About Us, a customizable book to let you celebrate your mutual weirdness with questions like "I love how we make each other feel so _____," and "We'd make the best _____ team ever."
4. A heart-shaped pendant made of two (imitation) bird skulls, for an awesomely creepy take on a Valentine's standard.
5. A cozy mermaid tail blanket that'll take your Netflix nights together to mythic levels.
6. A DIY mushroom-growing kit, aka the gift that keeps on giving (mushrooms) for your fungi-loving person.
7. A very romantic octopus printed on an old dictionary page, for the partner who loves hugs, words, the sea, antiques, or any combination thereof.
8. A vegan leather purse in the shape of Gudetama, because eggs-istential malaise my not scream "romance," but damn this little guy is cute.
9. A claymation kit — including clay, a miniature stage, backdrops, props, a guidebook, and a phone stand — so they can animate their weird ideas and share them with the world.
10. A wonderfully realistic polymer burrito necklace (or keychain, or earrings) for the significant other who knows that beans are the best accessory.
11. A subscription box for bone collectors, which...if your significant other is one, hopefully you know by now and it's fun and not scary and you can joke about the movie The Bone Collector together!
12. Banana milk hand cream that's great for moisturizing as well as prop comedy.
13. Kama Pootra, the perfect book for couples who insist that talking about poop is hella romantic.
14. A set of six magnets to turn their fridge into a Gameboy (the screen is also a dry-erase board!) for a gift that's the perfect combination of nerdy and utilitarian.
15. An edible cookie dough sampler — including chocolate chip, birthday cake, cookies and cream, s'mores, and oatmeal raisin flavors — for the partner who prefers the dough to the finished product (but doesn't want to risk salmonella).
16. A DVD of a pizza cooking that raises the bar on slow TV with an hour of ~atmospheric pepperoni~.
17. A giant (and hilariously long-legged) teddy bear, for the significant other who's obsessed with weird internet ephemera.
18. A dog face egg mold, because nothing says love like a delicious bark-fast.
19. A box of Wine Condoms to make even the simplest task — saving leftover wine — a little goofier.
20. A T-shirt that celebrates your significant other in all their wonderful weirdness.
21. A box of Mr. Rogers-themed mints to remind your significant other that you think they're special (and, sure, that fresh breath is important when you're making out with someone on the reg).
22. And a lil' goat figurine who screams at the touch of a button so your beloved can experience the hauntingly beautiful screams of the noble goat any time they want.
You and your significant other, to anyone:
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