1. When a friend says, "let's go for coffee" and they take you to a food court...
2. Being invited to someone's house for "tapas and vino" when they don't own candles and the lights don't dim!
3. In fact, places with bad lighting in general; hospitals, Target, schools... frickin' nightmare!!!
4. Talking to colleagues sporting even a hint of a monobrow...
5. Tinsel and Christmas colours in general.
6. Kids toys. So much colour, so much plastic, why??
7. When you realise you have cracked nail polish at work and it's only 10am...
8. Seeing strangers with hair on their clothes and knowing shit's about to get real awkward
9. Any dog that requires being clipped.
10. Mirrors in general
11. Dating is a nightmare, nothing gets past us.
12. Going to ridiculous effort to create good feng shui and no one even notices.
13. Being told your job will require you to wear a bland uniform.
14. Everytime you leave the house you're like...
15. When your partner tells you he's bought you some jewellery.
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