Which Weird Subculture Wedding Will You Have?
Down with the Clown 'til Death Do You In The Ground.
This is the Neuromance of a Lifetime.
Humans don't have a monopoly on matrimony.
Anyone who gifts you 50 Shades of Anything won't be flogged.
Think of all the money you'll save on the dress.
Cryptocurrency gifts appreciated.
Marriage is better with a dash of Rainbow Magic.
Marriage is the final frontier of the heart.
You creepers were meant for each other.