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27 Valentine's Day Gifts You Should Buy For Yourself

Because you are your one true love.

1. This all-in-one breakfast sandwich maker.

amazon.com

That second sandwich is also for you. (Or a friend if you're feeling generous...) Get it here.

2. These socks with an important tip about love.

Get them here.

3. A sloth sleep mask.

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It's only creepy if you're not the one wearing it. Get it here.

4. This Saint Tina Belcher candle.

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For your alter to butts. Get it here.

5. This shirt that knows hungry > thirsty.

zazzle.com

Get it here.

6. Smiling toast hand warmers.

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USB-powered and criminally cute. Get them here.

7. This fashion fact tee.

8. A dinosaur wine stopper.

modcloth.com

For grown ups. Get it here.

9. The best avocado toast ever.

10. These necklaces to Shut. It. Down.

needsupply.com

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

Get them here.

11. A wishing jar.

12. Hedgehog Slippers

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Get them here.

13. A book about the only food that matters.

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Get it here.

14. This wall hanging that is done.

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Could also work as a necklace when you're in need. Get it here.

15. The scent of the 1%.

16. A scented chocolate chip cookie pillow.

17. Petrossian Champagne-filled chocolate.

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One for you and the rest for you, too. Get them here.

18. These bags that let you make grilled cheese in a toaster.

uncommongoods.sjv.io

Life changed. Get them here.

19. A re-affirming pillow.

etsy.com

Support your back and your ego. Get it here.

20. This Motivational Poster

21. A bouquet of kittens or unicorns.

Natch. Get it here.

22. This mug that corrected its mistake.

etsy.com

Get it here.

23. An official Champagne saber.

momastore.org

Polish your party skills. Get it here.

24. An entire box of cake truffles.

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Cake truffles are like chocolate truffles but infinitely better. Get them here.

25. An entire cake.

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You ain't livin' until you've shipped yourself a cake via air-mail. Get it here.

26. A goldfish bowl that also grows herbs.

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Get it here.

27. This mug that actually isn't sorry.

etsy.com

Get it here.

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