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27 Valentine's Day Gifts You Should Buy For Yourself

Because you are your one true love.

1. This all-in-one breakfast sandwich maker.

2. These socks with an important tip about love.

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3. A sloth sleep mask.

4. This Saint Tina Belcher candle.

5. This shirt that knows hungry > thirsty.

6. Smiling toast hand warmers.

7. This fashion fact tee.

8. A dinosaur wine stopper.

9. The best avocado toast ever.

10. These necklaces to Shut. It. Down.

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11. A wishing jar.

12. Hedgehog Slippers

13. A book about the only food that matters.

14. This wall hanging that is done.

15. The scent of the 1%.

16. A scented chocolate chip cookie pillow.

17. Petrossian Champagne-filled chocolate.

18. These bags that let you make grilled cheese in a toaster.

19. A re-affirming pillow.

20. This Motivational Poster

21. A bouquet of kittens or unicorns.

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22. This mug that corrected its mistake.

23. An official Champagne saber.

24. An entire box of cake truffles.

25. An entire cake.

26. A goldfish bowl that also grows herbs.

27. This mug that actually isn't sorry.