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    These Are The 25 Most Expensive Handmade Items On Etsy

    This is handmade for the 1%.

    1. $268,364 Teapunk Snail

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    "FOR DISPLAY ONLY"

    2. $267,599 Wall Street Journal-Inspired Art

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    Includes a genuine gold bar, a silver bar, and $500 cash. Instant rebate.

    3. $250,000 "Free Bird" Sculpture

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    Free Bird isn't free.

    4. $220,000 Scissaurus Octavius

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    Part of a Tryptych.

    5. $200,000 Inter-Dimensional GERMan Doll

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    "His penis is red. It also smells of fun."

    6. $100,000 "Hair Ball" Sculpture

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    For 100k you don't even get real hair.

    7. $100,000 Grimace's Autograph

    8. $70,000 Flappy Bird Tribute

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    At least seller ObjectsforRich is honest about their target market.

    9. $65,000 Genuine Crocodile Baby Stroller

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    One of a kind. For good reason.

    10. $50,000 Beaded Nelson Mandela Statue

    11. $48,500 Flaming Treasure Chest

    12. $43,000 Charity Box in the shape of a Florence Synagogue

    13. $40,000 Cry Baby

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    "A real head-turner."

    14. $35,460 Scorpion Statue

    15. $27,826 Wearable Art

    16. $25,000 Monster Marionette

    17. $24,000 Six Foot Stiletto

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    This shoe appeared in several episodes of Charmed.

    18. $20,000 The Greatest Scultpure of the Twenty-first Century

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    That's the title, not a judgement call.

    19. $17,5000 Interactive Gospel Sculpture

    20. $17,202 Limited Edition Poodle Handbag

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    Don't worry, it's not a real dog.

    21. $16,312 Embroidered Karl

    22. $15,600 Sad Man Bell with Goading Imp Clapper

    23. $15,000 Fairy House Castle

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    That's like, $15 million in fairy dollars.

    24. $15,000 Wooden Lady Chair

    25. and this $100,000 Crock of Shit

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