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These Are The Absolute Dumbest Things From Amazon Prime Day

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Amazon Prime Day, hailed as the online retail behemoth’s version of Black Friday or Cyber Monday, has a bit of a reputation.

As bad as the Lightning Deals are, there's still a waitlist to save 36% on a 16 bar pack of soap! #PrimeDayFail

While there are definitely some good deals, particularly on Amazon devices and Squatty Potties, there’s also some really random ones.

Oh, and even these discounts are only available to people with Amazon Prime. So if you don’t have it yet, but you want 20% off a Costco-sized shipment of Axe body spray, sign up here for a free 30-day trial.

1. 20% off the print edition of Facebook For Dummies

Actual review: "First thing I looked up was 'poking.' Not one word was found so I was disappointed. Haven't looked at it since. Just a paperweight now." - Dorothy K.

2. This cat sounds therapy CD that's only $2.40 off.

Actual review: "I eagarly awaited the CD only to be disappointed that it only lasts about 20 minutes. Just about the time I was dozing off... it stopped! I thought I was purchasing an entire CD (an hour?). Just sayin..." - DA

3. This disturbing garden gnome that's still $50.99.

What is that bird doing??
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What is that bird doing??

4. 35% off a 12-pack of AXE Anarchy for Him.

The product name alone should be a warning.

5. 24% off these organic gummy bears

If the name didn't put you off, check out that photo.
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If the name didn't put you off, check out that photo.

6. 10% off this piece of "art" that looks like someone bled on a plank of wood.

It's called "Smash XVI" so that might actually be what it's depicting. And it's still $107.99???A whole range of Ready2Hang art like this is on sale if you happen to be decorating the waiting room in hell.
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It's called "Smash XVI" so that might actually be what it's depicting. And it's still $107.99???

A whole range of Ready2Hang art like this is on sale if you happen to be decorating the waiting room in hell.

7. $2.59 off this DVD of this piano-playing cat who most certainly didn't consent to any of this.

Maybe Amazon is team dog?
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Maybe Amazon is team dog?

8. Literally how many 3-ring binders could a person need?

What scenario would you have in your home where you need to press a button and have 3-ring binders delivered in two days? I'm seriously asking. What is your life?
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What scenario would you have in your home where you need to press a button and have 3-ring binders delivered in two days? I'm seriously asking. What is your life?

9. 30% off this purse shaped like a hat with the word BAE on it.

:(

10. $5 off a $25 gift card to Shoney's.

Do yourself a favor and don't.
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Do yourself a favor and don't.

11. 22% off this casket for your flowers?

If they weren't dead before, they are now. Only $116.84!
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If they weren't dead before, they are now. Only $116.84!

12. 30% off this poncho that's basically a giant doily for goths.

"One size fits all."

13. 20% off this LED willow tree / radioactive pickle vine.

Suggested uses: wedding decor. 👀

14. Speakers that cost almost THIRTY. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.

And that's after the discount!
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And that's after the discount!

15. 30% off this three person sauna.

Just set it up at your overly-air-conditioned office. Or don't.
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Just set it up at your overly-air-conditioned office. Or don't.

16. 48 rolls of the worst possible toilet paper for $19.21

This is that classic government-issue toilet paper that feels like sandpaper, only less absorbent. 2-ply waste, 0-ply feel.
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This is that classic government-issue toilet paper that feels like sandpaper, only less absorbent. 2-ply waste, 0-ply feel.

And 26% off this "player style" grill.

"Price: $16.95With Deal: $10.99You Save: $3.96 (26%)Now, math and I aren't good friends, but I know enough to see that Trump's campaign financials make more sense than this." - G. Lowenburg
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"Price: $16.95

With Deal: $10.99

You Save: $3.96 (26%)

Now, math and I aren't good friends, but I know enough to see that Trump's campaign financials make more sense than this." - G. Lowenburg

We'll be adding to this list throughout the day as we find more "great deals."

To be clear, we aren't actually recommending you buy any of these products. But just so you know, if you do buy anything, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.

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