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    17 Shower Curtains That Will Transform Your Whole Bathroom Experience

    ...or at least make you want to buy a new shower curtain.

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    1. This 'lil guy just wants your crack to be clean ($68).

    2. This one will make you feel like you're peeing in a library ($49.95).

    3. Using this curtain is much safer than using Facebook in the shower ($20.69).

    4. This solemn fellow just wants to hang ($24.80).

    5. This pocketed curtain can hold all your crap ($14.70).

    6. This galaxy pattern is...wait for it...out of this world ($20.92).

    7. This one is perfect for keeping H2O off your floor ($19.99).

    8. This classy version will give you apothecary vibes ($35).

    9. If you hang this one inside-out, you can brush up on your geography while you shampoo your hair ($16.70).

    10. This cheerful message will brighten even the dingiest washrooms ($16.99).

    11. This one is great for people who don't want anyone to use their bathroom ever again ($68).

    12. You know you want a Slothzilla staring at you while you pee ($39.99)!

    13. This self-aware curtain will teach you about the water cycle as you shower ($31.95).

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    14. This one will make you feel like you're bathing in a Nordic woods ($16.99).

    15. This cheeky curtain wants to see your cheeks ($68).

    16. This Honey We Shrunk Ourselves version will make you feel small but mighty ($12.23).

    17. And this one is perfect for when you just can't bring yourself to do the thing ($68).