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1. This 'lil guy just wants your crack to be clean ($68).
2. This one will make you feel like you're peeing in a library ($49.95).
3. Using this curtain is much safer than using Facebook in the shower ($20.69).
4. This solemn fellow just wants to hang ($24.80).
5. This pocketed curtain can hold all your crap ($14.70).
6. This galaxy pattern is...wait for it...out of this world ($20.92).
7. This one is perfect for keeping H2O off your floor ($19.99).
8. This classy version will give you apothecary vibes ($35).
9. If you hang this one inside-out, you can brush up on your geography while you shampoo your hair ($16.70).
10. This cheerful message will brighten even the dingiest washrooms ($16.99).
11. This one is great for people who don't want anyone to use their bathroom ever again ($68).
12. You know you want a Slothzilla staring at you while you pee ($39.99)!
13. This self-aware curtain will teach you about the water cycle as you shower ($31.95).
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