First, you're going to need these. Several of them.
Take them down to your local boardwalk or carnival to get "Smack It" and a neon sunset airbrushed onto them.
Get this Kale sweatshirt from Sub Urban Riot.
Get it here.
The Playboy Sweater is found at Dolls Kill.
For $145 it can be yours.
The Cake By The Pound get-up is from the official Beyonce store, obvi.
Get it here for $68.
The Mike Tyson Boxing number is available at Lancaster Ltd.
Get it here for $38. Then cut off that collar.