1. Nicholas Cage Replaceface Poster, $25
Who wouldn't want to wake up looking at this every morning? (In an ironic and entirely un-romantic way...mostly)
2. Clap On Alarm Cube, $24
This tricky cube just looks like a block of wood until you CLAP and then the red LED will tell you the time.
3. Cactus, ~$5+
Cacti are the least friendly plant but they have a certain (literal and aesthetic) toughness that makes them cool.
4. Seeded Glass Edison Light, $40
Edison lights instantly set the mood. It's like candlelight that (probably) won't catch you on fire.
5. Buffalo Check Duvet, $60
Don't be afraid of a little color. You can never wrong with flannel.
6. Jaquard Throw, $35
You can never have too many blankets.
7. Vintage Trunk, ~Free-$100
Use a trunk as a nightstand. It's a great way to look like you didn't try very hard (by literally not having to try hard) but still have cool taste.