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26 Borderline Genius Ways To Sneak Alcohol Into Anything

Is there booze in your ponytail, or are you just happy to see me?

1. Hide a bottle inside your ponytail.

2. Make a soda-can sleeve to go over your beer.

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See how here.

3. Get these stash briefs to hide your bottle boner.

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Get them here.

4. Make a beerito.

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Hold the guac.

5. Fill your tie with a little nip.

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For all those important meetings. Get it here.

6. Get these sneaky binoculars.

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No wonder grandma loves birdwatching so much. Get them here.

7. Turn a baby doll into a secret flask.

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Learn how here.

8. Get these caps to make your booze-filled water bottle look factory-sealed.

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Available here.

9. Get this baseball glove with a hidden pouch.

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Available here.

10. Turn your rack into a wine rack.

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Get it here.

11. Inject your strawberries with booze.

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Make every picnic a great picnic. See how here.

12. ...or your oranges.

13. ...or your grapes.

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Double wine! Instructions here.

14. Stock up on tampon flasks.

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Just don't mix them up with the regular ones...

Get them here.

15. Get these aptly named Shampbooze bottles, complete with "seal."

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For the truly committed smuggler. Get them here.

16. Fill your hairbrush with hooch.

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Bonus: still works as an actual hairbrush for that hangover frizz. Get it here.

17. Get this fancy golf club.

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Your caddy can also be your bartender. Get it here.

18. Slip a flask into your stadium seat.

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Just cut a hole in the cushion. Or buy this one here.

19. Soak your gummy bears in vodka.

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Though you'll still have to sneak these into the movie. Instructions here.

20. Get this umbrella with a secret.

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The secret is whiskey. It's always whiskey. Get it here.

21. Bring this special sunscreen.

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SPF 30 (proof). Get it here.

22. Get this bev bag that holds a whole bottle.

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Available here.

23. Bring an "ice pack" that's actually filled with booze.

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Get it here.

24. Get one of these water bottles and refill with...not water.

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Available here. And also at a store near you.

25. Go the Canadian route and BYO syrup.

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Pro tip: Whiskey + maple syrup is a delicious concoction.

26. Turn your Capri Sun into a Capri Fun.

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Fun = tequila. Directions here.

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