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1. A marshmallow roasting kit that is totally in on the joke.
Comes with five telescoping forks and its own container!
Get it from Amazon for $17.
2. A criminally-cozy blanket that's like a Snuggie living its best life.
There are sleeves AND foot pockets. Don't get mad if this makes them never get off the couch again...
Get it on Amazon for $26.
3. A cookbook for people who like eating, food, science, learning, Mythbusters, shortcuts, knife tricks, or good design. (Which should cover pretty much everyone...)
Get it from Amazon for $32 or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.
4. String lights with a speaker that plays music from your phone.
Makes a Christmas tree LIT in a whole new way.
Get it from Amazon for $11.
5. Some fancy fizzy water to tickle their tastebuds.
Get a case from Amazon for $14 (available in Watermelon, Grape, Green Apple, Orange Mango, and Unflavored).
6. A wireless Bluetooth karaoke microphone that will save any office party or family gathering from disaster.
Did someone start talking about politics? Time to bust this out and save Christmas.
Get it from Amazon for $31.
7. A Dash Rapid Egg Cooker sure to change their deviled-egg game forever.
Cooks soft, medium and hard-boiled eggs in mere minutes, and even makes poached eggs in way less time than it takes to get the water boiling.
Read BuzzFeed's write-up on this egg cooker.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in five colors).
8. The cutest, silliest Spaghetti Monster strainer that ever lived.
Get it from Amazon for $17.
9. A book about the rich and creamy history of the world's greatest ingredient.
Get it from Amazon for $12, Barnes & Noble for $15.26, or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.
10. The world's smallest and cutest Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
Get them from Urban Outfitters for $8.
11. A subscription of Japanese snacks that's like a monthly vacation for your mouth.
Everyone knows the best part of a vacation is the snack souvenirs.
Get it from Cratejoy for $25/month.
12. Pot holders to pay homage to the best thing to you can cook in a pot.
Get a set of two from Amazon for $15.
13. A winter hat that can actually fit hair through it.
Don't be alarmed by the extremely creepy product photo that shows a dis-embodied ponytail...the reviews will tell you the real truth!!
Get it from Amazon for $25.
14. A tiny little pet toast to make any desk or dresser or nightstand a little bread-er.
Get it from Tin of Beans on Etsy for $6.
You can also get a Pet Avocado, Pet Baked Bean, or tiny Pet Tofu!!!!!
15. A colorful water bottle that helps track how much water they've had throughout the day.
Get it from Amazon for $14.
16. A set of classy and colorful cups for elevating everything from tap water to hunch punch.
And speaking of hunch punch...did we mention these are UNBREAKABLE?
Get a set of six from Amazon for $30.
17. A game that's basically a more family-friendly version of Cards Against Humanity.
Get it from Amazon for $20.
18. And a game that's essentially a kid-friendly version of beer pong.
Get it from Amazon for $9.
19. A pair of cozy non-slip slippers (it sounds contradictory but it isn't!!).
Get them from Urban Outfitters for $24.
20. A mug that pays homage to one of the most iconic dog breeds.
Get it from Nordstrom for $14 (available in four dogs).
21. A CBD bath bomb for relaxing even the most holiday-season-tense muscles.
22. A DIY kit that lets them make their own face masks.
Get it from UncommonGoods for $25.
23. The newest cookbook from BuzzFeed's Tasty to teach them the basics of how to be a kitchen boss.
Get it from Amazon for $18, Barnes & Noble for $23.99, or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.
24. A colorful planter that will still look beautiful even if they accidentally kill the plant.
Get it from Kailio Chic on Etsy for $16.
25. A mermaid sequin pillow because Jeff Goldblum deserves a place on their bed.
26. A set of kabob grilling baskets for people who know that the worst part of the kabob is the stupid stick.
27. A mug with a hidden manatee friend who is just chillin in their tea.
Get it from Creature Cups on Etsy for $16.
28. A candle that can serve double-duty as a vision board for the beach cottage of your dreams.
Get it from Amazon or Homesick Candles for $30.
29. A year-long subscription to One Story — it ships out one new highly-portable short story per month.
Give a year-long gift subscription for $21 at One Story.
30. A cookbook for those who know that Halloumi is the new avocado toast.
31. Wine glasses that you can sip from for some reason.
32. A stuff-tracker that will alleviate (some of) their anxiety.
Get it from Amazon for $25.
33. A rose gold thermal bottle so pretty, they might actually look forward to going to the gym.
Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $21.99 (available in four finishes).
34. An Oprah-approved lasagna trio pan for the undecided or uncompromising pasta fam.
You get your own lasagna! And you get your own lasagna! And you get your own lasagna! And that's it because there's only three. Sorry.
See more of Oprah's favorite things.
Get it from Amazon for $19.
35. A foot massager that will make any shower into a true spa sitch.
Get it from Amazon for $15.
36. A rainbow-shaped travel pillow to brighten up any dreary delay.
37. A collection of Great American Meat Rubs.
Nothing says America like taking your meat to flavortown. The four rubs include: George Srirachington, Thomas Jeffersalmon, Aburgerham Lincoln, and Theodore Roastevelt.
Get it from Man Crates for $30.
38. A totally biodegradable single-use grill for the lazy, eco-conscious, al-fresco-lovers in your life.
Get it from UncommonGoods for $15.
39. The world's smallest (and possibly most difficult)100-piece jigsaw puzzle.
Get it on Amazon for $20 in solid white or black.
40. The memoir of iconic FFLOTUS Michelle Obama.
(Former First Lady Of The United States) :/
Get it from Amazon for $21, Barnes & Noble for $19.50, or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.
41. A pack of '80s-sweater-inspired socks that are as colorful as they are cozy.
Get a pack of four from Amazon for $13.
42. A glamorous box of chocolate-covered Oreo-like-chocolate-sandwich-cookies.
White chocolate may not be real chocolate, but it's still pretty freaking delicious when it's wrapped around a chocolate sandwich cookie.
Get the box of 12 from Amazon for $24.
43. Or a tin of "Goat Poop" for anyone with a sweet tooth and a sense of humor.
Get it from Beekman for $25.
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