1.
What a great day outside! Summer is the best!
2.
I'm just going to go outside for a minute and chill in the sun.
3.
Maybe I used enough sunscreen this time?
4.
Wait, my skin feels weirdly warm...
5.
Oh dear god what have I done.
7.
I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
9.
How did that part of me burn? It wasn't even showing!?
10.
More like SPF Bullsh1t.
11.
*Tries to dry off with a towel*
12.
*Tries to put clothes on*
14.
Welp, I guess I'm going to have to sleep standing up.
15.
MAYBE it will just turn into a tan????!??
16.
Day two: Is it possible that I'm even redder today??
17.
Clothes are my enemy.
18.
Human touch is my enemy.
19.
All of a sudden everyone wants to hug??
20.
I guess this is just how I have to walk now.
21.
"Does it hurt??" — Literally Every Person Who Sees You
23.
Oh, god. The itching.
24.
MY SKIN IS SO THIRSTY.
27.
MY LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON LOTION.
28.
Don't mind me. Just peeling off my biggest organ.
29.
(Wait, this is kind of fun??...)
31.
And now I have full-body dandruff.
32.
OMG it's over! I can look in the mirror!
33.
Oh, great. Now I'm even WHITER than before the sunburn.
34.
Never going in the sun again. Ever.
