33 Harry Potter Gifts Only A True Fan Will Appreciate

"Hey, why is there graffiti on your toilet?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Wow, what a cool triangle lamp," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"I think I've been to Hogsmeade. Isn't that near Portland?" asks the unsuspecting muggle.

"What are you, some kind of witch chef?" the unsuspecting muggle scoffs.

"Are elves the same as gnomes?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Kind of conceited, don't you think?" the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Is that some kind of Tequila?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Is this the bathroom?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Why are you solemnly swearing something like that?" the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Who is this lizard named Harry?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Wasn't she in Fight Club?" the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Hufflepuff is my favorite Pokemon," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"I love soccer," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"9 3/4 sugars??" the unsuspecting muggle guesses.

"Your family has weird names," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Nice stalagmite pillow," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Um, which one is off?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Is that Hawaiian for key?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"I think your mug is dirty," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Is that like 'Bend & Snap?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Didn't Martin Luther King say that?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Does your dog wear socks or something?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Are those cities or something?" the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Your brick wall is wrinkly," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Nice space dog," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Your ficus looks mean," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"I thought you lived in South Carolina," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"Cool candles," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"The end of what?" the unsuspecting muggle asks.

"Your grandma has a pointy nose," says the unsuspecting muggle.

"Oh man, I love Van Gogh," the unsuspecting muggle says.

"That font doesn't look familiar to me at at all," says the unsuspecting muggle.

"I'm definitely not crying right now because I don't know what this means," says the unsuspecting muggle.