3. The VMAs
You can blur lines, but you can never blur jorts.
6. Pharell at the Oscars
If you’re gunna go casual, take it all the way.
8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock
The committee on jorts is always in session.
10. Paula Deen
Them are jorts, ya’ll.
14. The Royal Wedding
No one would be looking at her hat, that’s for sure.
15. The Little Mermaid
Step 1: Get Legs. Step 2: Put jorts on them.
JK BEY YOU’RE PERFECT DON’T EVER CHANGE.
*hides from Solange*
20. Tonya Harding
10.0 for jorts!
21. Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
23. The Moon Landing
One small step for man, one giant leap for jeankind.
24. Every Different Sport
- White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, repeated claims that the inauguration was the most watched ever. But the numbers (still) don't make sense.
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- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
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