Buda Mendes / Getty Images 1. Adam and Eve uploads0.wikipaintings.org!HalfHD.jpg Things might have gone better if the original sinners were never-nudes. 2. That Gotye Song youtube.com "But you didn't have to cut me off" [Pans down to reveal jorts] 3. The VMAs Neilson Barnard / Staff / Getty Images You can blur lines, but you can never blur jorts. 4. The Statue of Liberty upload.wikimedia.org Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to wear jorts. 5. The Drawing Scene in Titanic Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal Twentieth-Century Fox "Draw me like one of your French jorts." 6. Pharell at the Oscars Michael Buckner / Getty Images If you're gunna go casual, take it all the way. 7. The Birth of Venus upload.wikimedia.org 8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock ABC The committee on jorts is always in session. 9. Alf aliens.wikia.com 10. Paula Deen Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images Them are jorts, ya'll. 11. Marie Antoinette vi.wikipedia.org Let them wear jorts. 12. Zebras en.wikipedia.org 13. Pink Floyd i3.photobucket.com / etsy.com 14. The Royal Wedding Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images No one would be looking at her hat, that's for sure. 15. The Little Mermaid Disney Step 1: Get Legs. Step 2: Put jorts on them. 16. The Kidnapping of Patti Hearst robertstoneproductions.com 17. Lady Godiva en.wikipedia.org Everyone knows you shouldn't ride naked on a horse. 18. Beyonce Buda Mendes / Getty Images JK BEY YOU'RE PERFECT DON'T EVER CHANGE. *hides from Solange* 19. The Louisiana Purchase upload.wikimedia.org It was already a good deal. But it would have been a GREAT deal if jorts were included. 20. Tonya Harding Simon Bruty / Staff / Getty Images 10.0 for jorts! 21. Lindsay Lohan's Mugshots Handout / Getty Images 22. Sex and the City HBO / etsy.com Miranda would never wear jorts, though. 23. The Moon Landing NASA / Hulton Archives / Getty Images One small step for man, one giant leap for jeankind. 24. Every Different Sport ESPN 25. The Mona Lisa upload.wikimedia.org / Thinkstock Although, who's to say this *~didn't~* happen. 26. Barney popcultureblog.dallasnews.com AND A TINY ADORABLE SELENA GOMEZ ALSO IN JORTS. Case closed.