3. The VMAs
You can blur lines, but you can never blur jorts.
6. Pharell at the Oscars
If you’re gunna go casual, take it all the way.
8. The Bill from Schoolhouse Rock
The committee on jorts is always in session.
10. Paula Deen
Them are jorts, ya’ll.
14. The Royal Wedding
No one would be looking at her hat, that’s for sure.
15. The Little Mermaid
Step 1: Get Legs. Step 2: Put jorts on them.
JK BEY YOU’RE PERFECT DON’T EVER CHANGE.
*hides from Solange*
20. Tonya Harding
10.0 for jorts!
21. Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
23. The Moon Landing
One small step for man, one giant leap for jeankind.
24. Every Different Sport
- It's time: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off tonight at 9 p.m. ET in the first of three US presidential debates.
- Dozens of children were killed after the Syrian government launched a major offensive in Aleppo over the weekend.
- Ted Cruz said Trump's list of potential Supreme Court nominees spurred his decision to endorse his former opponent.