6.Arrived home after a long party full of noisy strangers and endless small talk and immediately had to lie down alone in a dark room with eyes closed clutching a pillow whispering "Never again" over and over again.
15.Replayed every conversation in your head after a party before you go to sleep wondering what the hell you were thinking telling that anecdote about the time you got food poisoning on a helicopter.
16.Played dead to get out of team group exercises at summer camp.
17.Signed up for networking events, convinced that THIS time when the event rolls around you’ll be more charming, confident, taller, able to pull off jumpsuits, but end up cancelling on the day so you can rewatch seasons1-3 of Friends while eating frozen pizza on your couch.
18.Escaped a drunk, shout-y bachelorette party by jumping off a boat straight into the sea, screaming “SELF-CARE!!!”
19.Jessica Pan’s book SORRY I’M LATE, I DIDN’T WANT TO COME: One Introvert’s Year of Saying Yes is out now.
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