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Which Scholarly Drunk Are You???

Take this quiz to find which member of the 1128 fam you really are.

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  1. What time do you get to class?

    I am always always in that lobby for at least 15 minutes
    Early enough to get my special seat
    10 minutes early
    IDK depends on if i go to starbs
  2. How lit do you get on a Friday?

    I'm lit every night of the week(lowkey/highkey an alcoholic)
    Literally Blackouts after mixing alc, snorting xanax, and taking bong rips
    Gets lit and is usally crossed(surreal) but remembers everything the next morning and doesen't throw up
    GETS FUCKEDDDD UP, spends some nights passed out over toilets having the help of the track team
  3. Who is your alter ego?

    BJ
    BJ
    Wine Mom
    Wine Mom
    Alcoholic Whisperer/ All around mom
    Alcoholic Whisperer/ All around mom
    Secret Slut
    Secret Slut
  4. Where would you go on a shopping spree?

    CVS for necessities aka ;)
    CVS for necessities aka ;)
    Liquor store
    Liquor store
    Victoria Secret
    Victoria Secret
    DP Dough
    DP Dough
  5. Drink of Choice

    Tequila
    Tequila
    Malibuuuu
    Malibuuuu
    Pink moscato/ burnasttyyyyys
    Pink moscato/ burnasttyyyyys
    Colt 45, ew just ew
    Colt 45, ew just ew
  6. Favorite sex position?

    The Downward Dog
    The Downward Dog
    The Ballet Dancer
    The Ballet Dancer
    IDK as long as long as I don't have to do work
    IDK as long as long as I don't have to do work
    The Side Wind
    The Side Wind

Which Scholarly Drunk Are You???

You got: Jessica

Just because she is Asian, doesen't mean she is smart, don't ask her how to do something cause she def won't know how to do it. She is probably on her phone rn

Jessica
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You got: Rachel

The sweetest member of the group, the one that sends all of the answers #blessssssss The secret slut of the group she is currently getting enough dick for everyone

Rachel
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You got: Lindsey

The hottest member of the group, even though she could totally be a trophy wife(lol literally @satan/caleb/tracksuperstar/majorfuckboi) she is roughing it out with the plebeians in chem, you should have been a comm major, you ass would look fantastic in a pantsuit

Lindsey
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You got: Sean

It takes a special kind of guy to surround himself around three 19 year old girls. Basically the biggest white girl out of all of us #starbs4lyfe

Sean
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