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23 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Really Funny

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1. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

2. What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill?

3. Where does bad light go?

4. Why don't you ever shower with a Pokémon?

5. How do you think the unthinkable?

6. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

7. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

8. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

9. I used to go fishing with Avicii.

10. What is Forrest Gump's password?

11. A termite walked into a bar and asked:

12. What do you call a camel with no humps?

13. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

14. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

15. What concert costs 45 cents?

16. What sport do you play with a wombat?

17. What did one plate say to the other?

18. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

19. Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

20. What does Batman get in his drinks?

21. Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

22. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

23. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.