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Facebook should add a Why You Lyin' button.
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Facebook to add ‘For Fuck’s Sake, Mum’ button.
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This should be Facebook's "Thumbs Down" button:
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Facebook should have a 'thank you for the invite to your event but I'd rather eat my own public hair' button
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Instead of a "dislike" button, how about an "I'd rather be dead" option for Facebook event invites?
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Facebook should also add a Yikes button.
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Facebook also needs an "I didn't hate you until we were Facebook friends" button
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Forget the "dislike" button. Facebook needs a "catify" button: pic or video of a cat to replace an FB post you are bored/unimpressed with
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I'm excited for the "you're uneducated and blatantly racist" button on Facebook
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Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it should have a "who the fuck are you" button
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Forget a dislike button, Facebook needs an indifference button. Also, that should be the only button.
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facebook really needs an i don't care button
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So Facebook's finally adding a Dislike button. Where's the button for Overwhelming Indifference?
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Facebook should have a button 'vomit' next to 'post' for people sharing unnecessary details
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Facebook needs a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ button
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Facebook needs a “settle down” button you tap on a friend’s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately.
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I can't wait for Facebook's "I already saw it on Twitter" button
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Facebook needs a "Hater" button. A button we'll press when someone is hating on someone's post in the comments. Who's with me on this?
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Facebook needs a "Well, bless your heart." button.
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Facebook should have an "Add Enemy" button and then if you have a "mutual enemy" with someone you'd become friends forever
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Facebook "Meh" button is next
