Which Sandwich Are You?
You know what goes together even better than peanut butter and jelly? You and LIFE, you handsome devil.
You are the best f'ing sandwich in the whole entire universe. Way to go.
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Your life is a weird tortilla filled with unripe tomato chunks and really terrible hummus that keeps falling apart, even with the little sparkly toothpick in it. Sorry. :(
What's up bro, broski, broseph, brofessor, Broseidon ruler of the brocean, Barack Brobama, Lindsay Brohan, Han Brolo, Abroham Lincoln, Napoleon Bronaparte.