Which Gimmicky Instagram Food Are You?
You believe in everything in moderation. Including moderation.
Everyone else: lumpy green goo hastily spread on some Pepperidge Farm bread. You: a work of art.
You're sparkly and sweet, just like a neon glitter glow-in-the-dark milkshake.
Let the haters just unhinge their jaws!!!
You're the definition of fresh.
You're predictable but oh so sweet.