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A mom who would never miss a chance to show off her baking skills.
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A mom who invented the world's best Apple prank.
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A mom who knows how important it is to her kids that she keeps up with pop culture.
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A mom who is tired of making you your ziplock bags full of pretzels, anyway.
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A mom who staged an amazing newborn photo shoot for her...13-year-old newly adopted son.
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A mom who knows the perfect way to embarrass her teen.
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A mom and her squad, who have no time for your basicness.
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A mom who will, OK, fine, do your chores for you.
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A mom whose sense of humor is better than yours.
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A mom who serves up excellent puns.
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A mom who's a hero in every sense.
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A mom whose cake skills really rise to the next level.
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A mom whose multiple-text game is truly aces.
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A mom who really has that interior design thing nailed.
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A mom who drank a bottle of wine and wrapped presents at the same time.
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A mom who did some clever restocking.
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A mom who will own her kids even on their birthdays.
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And on major holidays.
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A mom who is NOT suffering fools, even if they're her own kids.
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A mom who's mastered the sick Facebook burn.
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And the art of Facebook profile shaming.
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A mom who knows chocolate is the same thing as money, really.
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A mom who is sick of your BS.
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A mom who's all set for Halloween.
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A mom who knows just how to rile up her son.
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A mom who asks the Real Questions.
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And a mom who is NOT impressed by your attempts to troll her back.