1. A mom who would never miss a chance to show off her baking skills.
2. A mom who invented the world's best Apple prank.
When your mom's troll game is just too strong...
3. A mom who knows how important it is to her kids that she keeps up with pop culture.
mom thinks she's funny
4. A mom who is tired of making you your ziplock bags full of pretzels, anyway.
5. A mom who staged an amazing newborn photo shoot for her...13-year-old newly adopted son.
6. A mom who knows the perfect way to embarrass her teen.
7. A mom and her squad, who have no time for your basicness.
8. A mom who will, OK, fine, do your chores for you.
9. A mom whose sense of humor is better than yours.
10. A mom who serves up excellent puns.
11. A mom who's a hero in every sense.
12. A mom whose cake skills really rise to the next level.
13. A mom whose multiple-text game is truly aces.
14. A mom who really has that interior design thing nailed.
15. A mom who drank a bottle of wine and wrapped presents at the same time.
16. A mom who did some clever restocking.
17. A mom who will own her kids even on their birthdays.
18. And on major holidays.
19. A mom who is NOT suffering fools, even if they're her own kids.
20. A mom who's mastered the sick Facebook burn.
21. And the art of Facebook profile shaming.
22. A mom who knows chocolate is the same thing as money, really.
23. A mom who is sick of your BS.
24. A mom who's all set for Halloween.
25. A mom who knows just how to rile up her son.
26. A mom who asks the Real Questions.
